You should probably excuse yourself to the sluts' ladies' room and check what kind of underwear you're wearing. Spoiler alert! Many of these slut tests have questions about your underwear. Tackling our tests alphabetically (because this is science, people!), our first test is All The Tests' THE SLUT TEST!. Test #1: All The Tests' THE SLUT TEST! (see if you are a slut) Doesn't this taint the results, leading to false slut-positives? Well, don’t worry your potentially slutty heads about that, because as many of these tests demonstrate, “slut” isn’t really about sex! “Slut” is an attitude, a way of life, and an inability to wrap your head around the difficult concept of “underwear.” Let's explore five different 'slut tests' and hope we find an answer!